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“And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”
Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.
Wait.
“That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”
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Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.
(Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
17 Dec 2025
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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After suffering a meniscal injury during an El Clásico, Gavi is sent to Madrid for surgery and rehab. Alone and in pain in an unfamiliar city, he becomes increasingly desperate for human contact. So, he makes a very stupid decision to talk to a certain Real Madrid player. Unexpectedly, he ends up finding comfort in Jude Bellingham.
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Charles has to choose between Carlos and Max but decides to choose both.
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Charles is a fucking dumbass and decides to become polyamorous.
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Our Days Were Never Numbered by MyChemicalDoldrums
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
17 Dec 2025
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Mikey and Pete's relationship, through the years after Warped 2005.
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After bonding over the year's Indy 500, David realizes he may feel a little more than admiration for his ex-teammate.
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Five times Nico teased Lewis in public and got absolutely ravished for it, and One time Lewis turned the tables and did the public teasing.
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After Carlos Correa left to sign with the Minnesota Twins, Jose Altuve thought he would never love again. His best friend and lover of seven years had chosen money over him. Years passed and once-electric feelings slowly grew cold. Until one day, Altuve received a phone call with a voice he never expected.
"I'm coming home, Jose."
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Nico is a big fan of the part of the winter holidays he spents relacing alone, in a hotel, in the mountains. What he did not expect was meeting Gabi, his much younger and hyperactive teammate, there. Gabi is there with his family and Nico gets pulled into their doings very quickly and for some reason, he does not care about being disturbed that much.
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Nos anos 1990, Max, um jovem pescador holandês acostumado ao silêncio do mar do Norte, vê sua vida mudar ao ter seu melhor amigo, Lando, supostamente sequestrado por um tritão, nas buscas por seu amigo ele encontra Charles, um tritão misterioso com quem compartilha um laço de alma inexplicável.
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Entre redes, marés e segredos esquecidos, os dois descobrem que seu destino sempre esteve ligado pelas águas profundas.
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Always second to Lando, Oscar has loved in silence, until a single weekend gives him the chance to step out of the shadows. Victory on the track is nothing compared to the moment he and Lando finally confront the feelings they’ve been hiding.
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- Part 5 of The Circuits of Love
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Stories Yet To Write by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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Outside, snow has begun to fall on London, soft flakes drifting past the window. For the first time in eight years, December 25th doesn't feel like an exercise in homesickness. It feels like something wonderful.
- Or Reader is feeling homesick around the holidays and Reece cooks her Christmas dinner to cheer her up.
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- Part 12 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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Please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere by KathPetrovaDiary
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Motorsport RPF
15 Dec 2025
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During the 2024 season, Max and Charles found one another in ways they had never expected. Charles hasn't yet regained Max's trust after last year's revelations, and with team dynamics changing for better and for worst in both Ferrari and Red Bull, Charles and Max have to decide if their love is still worth fighting for.
Sequel to "If clarity's in death, then why won't this die?"
You're able to read this one without having read the original story, though there will be referenced to throughout this fanfic.
Updated after every race/break/big event during the 2025 F1 season, follows the season canonically.
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- Part 2 of Clarity saga (Lestappen 2024-2025)
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Un ennemi invisible grandit en lui, et son univers entier bascule.
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Tadej Pogačar a un cancer
(English version also available with the title : CRABE [ENGLISH VERSION])
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AJ couldn't handle it anymore.
Everywhere he went, he was reminded of them.
It was too much, wasn't it? Just for 'best friends'?
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Trent's injured again. Jude tries to cheer him up. (It works, sort of.)
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Max Verstappen. To the world, a 4x Formula 1 World Champion. To himself, nothing but the child that suffered at his father’s hands, and the adult that has to live with the consequences.
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- Part 2 of it wasn’t pretty like the movies
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I see forever in your eyes (and it scares me so much I can hardly breathe) by Cthonaught
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
15 Dec 2025
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Tired, after a long race, Max tells the media that he and George Russel are dating. It’s a joke. A poorly timed joke, maybe, but still obviously a joke, but not to the media or the fans who are engrossed by the story of two rivals turned lovers. The passionate love affair that had spilled into their off track dynamic.
It wasn’t meant to happen, but it did, and both the Red Bull and Mercedes team needed to find a way to pick up the pieces before the situation got any more out of control. -
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The real problem, Charles knows, is that he still loves Max Verstappen. That he wants everything to do with Max, but nothing to do with racing. But Max and racing are inseparable. It's a dilemma, he supposes.
Or, it's 2037. Charles is retired and owns a bar, cut off from everyone and everything to do with racing. Max is a team principal, if you can believe it. They haven't seen each other in almost a decade, but that's about to change.
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一种名为“Blaugrana Fever”的急症在足球界蔓延，迪恩·豪森不幸中了招。
多亏有热线电话里的志愿者们帮助他。保·库巴西/迪恩·豪森无差，剧情向HE周更