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    Vox blurted out something really gay, insinuating that he wanted to have sex with Alastor – check the comics in notes to pick up where this fic started.

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    The games between overlords were often perilous. Every overlord knew instantly when the new soul landed in Hell if it was a force to be reckoned with. Alastor had to find this new soul instantly, to assess them and prevent others from finding them first and challenging him later.

    The new soul would be trapped here, alone and scared, unsure what to do. It would probably demand explanations of what was happening and why they were here — and Alastor wouldn’t have answers to those. His only chance was to — ugh — play nice and figure out what they wanted. If Alastor was lucky, maybe he could offer a deal. More souls for him, though he never truly cared for them. Some overlords played with souls, but Alastor favoured favors. And someone with overlord-potential who would owe him a favor.. oh, how good it would feel to have someone like that to be indebted to him.

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    Alastor is at the end of his rope after the battle and to make matters even worse, the King of Hell won't stop wearing a stupid pink bathrobe. It's time for the Radio Demon to teach him a lesson.

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    "ALASTOR, JUST LEAVE!" Lucifer screamed, horns growing from his head, tail swiping angrily across the sheets. His voice ricocheted ducks off the shelves, piling all over the floor. He watched as the commotion knocked one of his family portraits off the wall, hitting the ground with a loud smash. Shards of glass surrounded the door, portrait bending against the frame. Tears began welling up at the sight of the semi-ruined portrait of him, Lilith, and Charlie.

    "S-Shit," Lucifer cursed to himself and sat up fully to look around at the mess of his room. His tears messily flowed down his face as he stepped out of bed, walking over to inspect the portrait. Of course this happened to him. All he does is fuck up anything he interacts with.

    He began picking up the shards of glass. The prescience of Alastor was still strong behind the door, but Lucifer didn’t care enough anymore to do anything about the prick.

    "May I come in, Lucifer?" Alastor's voice seemed soft, losing the radio feedback it usually held.
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    Alastor offers to help Lucifer with his wings, but it leads to something a little bit more...sensual.

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    Alastor sat in the bar, holding his head in his hand. Husker kept filling up his glass with whiskey without asking questions, good man. Alastor knew that he was on the edge by having two bosses now, and didn’t want to risk invoking either one’s wrath.

    Lucifer had healed him, but it has been a long and tedious process. His other self has been there as well, constantly hovering over them, but allowing Lucifer to work freely. They even bantered, Lucifer had talked with him about ducks, while healing Alastor. He wanted to snap them both out of it, he would very much like if they would address him as well, even though he didn’t want to talk about Lucifer’s silly hobbies.

    He had been feeling very sick lately. There had been weird rushes of wetness between his legs and cold shivers which had turned into waves of heat. He cursed when he realized what it meant - his heat was coming early. He would need to retreat into his room for a few weeks and suffer through it. During that time he would be totally useless, too maddened with lust and unable to think straight.

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    "On your feet, demon, I summoned you for a purpose."
    "Did you now?" The demon, still kneeling, didn't even have to tilt his head to meet Vox's eyes.
    "Yes. And, and by the bounds of this sigil, you shall obey."
    His smile grew into something positively wicked.
    "Will I now?" 

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    When cult leader Vox attempts to summon a succubus for a (sexy) ritual that would bestow upon him untold influence and charisma, he instead gets a smiling demon dressed in red.

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    Lucifer tires to contact Lilith for Charlie's sake after the hub bub and reporters at the Hazbin Hotel leave. Alastor decides to have a talk with Lucifer about his inappropriate attire. A private moment in the kitchen late at night leads to both blowing off some steam.

    Smut and Lucifer's fluffy robe fic >;)

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    Spoilers for season 2, Episode 1!

    Alastor may just be a fuck buddy, but Lucifer decides to show him his finally fully decorated room anyway. A bit of their usual arguing leads to sex, just like Lucifer was hoping for, but part of the way through Alastor insults his cute little duckie bed (rude, not just for the insult, but for stopping in the middle of fucking his brains out to do so). Horny and impatient, Lucifer gives him permission to fix it so they can get back to business. Definitely not his best plan.

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    Kinktober day 21: Monsterfucking

    Alastor and you decide to experiment in the bedroom with him demon form, but it becomes to much to take, literally.

    There is no real vaginal damage, just bleeding from penetration and pain.

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    Kinktober day 18: Size Queen

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    Kinktober day: 15 Sex pollen

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    Day 2 Kinktober Kidnapping

    Vox knows better than to let his guard down with Alastor back in town, but there are some mistakes that can lead you to where you have always wanted to be

    the non con is more out of an abundance of caution at the most it starts out dub con but ends consensual

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    “Please let me ride your face. I don't care if there is tentacles or what the fuck you look like in full demon form. Come here, let me sit on your face. Please and thank you!!!” Lucifer begs, chest heaving as he rushes through the raunchy request.

    Lucifer meets the Radio Demon that first day at his daughter's Hotel and it illicits some aggressive flirting/propositioning!

    What started as a crack fic from a TikTok post became inventive tentacle smut and AU first meeting oneshot >;)~>

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    Alastor has had a pretty regular life, growing up in Louisiana with his beloved mother. After High School he went into the military before returning to Baton Rouge to go to LSU while staying near his mother. The star of the school, Samael Magne, draws his attention in a way no other person has before…he is like a moth to the flame, but surely he doesn’t have a chance? Despite the logical part of himself knowing that Samael is just being friendly, he finds himself craving more and more of the beautiful man’s attention. Wanting to consume him.

    After exams, his friend Charles (Zestial) invites Alastor to join him at his bar, and his sex dungeon. Just to observe of course!

    The most beautiful creature he had ever seen draws his eye, a pale slim form wrapped in red ropes…blonde hair and white feathery mask, he seems an angel fallen to earth! He finds himself unexpectedly aroused, and at the coaxing of Charles’ wife, Carmen (Carmilla), he begins to ‘play’ with the angel, ‘Lucifer’.

    But when he discovers his angel’s true identity…that is when the fun begins.

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    Basically Alastor submitting to his power-bottom husband, with a dash of care in there???? Idk, I'm not good with summaries.

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    Lucifer wakes to find he's a fallen angel now. And he has gained some very peculiar traits from a certain someone.

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    They’d all heard the tales of the large, malformed buck that protected the woods.

    Every spring, new sacrificial preys were sent out to placate the beast, never to be seen again.

    Little did Lucifer know he would be the next chosen prey, the god’s Bride. Sent on his way to join the others as this mythic hunter chased him down to lay claim on him… or his life.

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    Day 1 - Transformation/Teasing
    Day 2 - Heat/Rut/Fluff
    Day 3 - Courting/Chase
    Day 4 - Hunted/Breeding
    Day 5 - Fawns/Pregnancy
    Day 6 - Nesting/Nursery
    Day 7 - Free choice

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    Part two to weekend retreat, my Alien Alastor x human Lucifer AU 👽 🦌❤️ 🍎👑

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    Lucifer hasn't been visited by his alien stag like it promised in four months, but Lucifer has been busy and when he finally gets time to himself after finalizing his divorce, the alien returns but in less then ideal condition and with a few experiments to do.

    Smut smut smut 👽 🦌❤️ 🍎👑

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    After a long night working at the hotel bar with Husk, Alastor can't help but pull you away. He was finally going to get you to confess your feelings for him. Weather you were ready or not, he knew just how to spur you on. A dangerous concoction of alcohol and aphrodisiacs was sure to do the trick.

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