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    This story begins about a week after the curtains closed on Season One’s grand finale. Hell was steadying. The hotel was rebuilding. And Vox…Vox was plotting.

    Because some grudges don’t fade. And no matter how much Alastor hid behind that cheshire grin,

    He couldn't hide his past.

    Or: Hells’ most jilted lover is so pissed that he conjures a plan to unearth Alastor’s well-guarded history.

    That isn’t the only thing Alastor is hiding, though. On the other side of Pentagram City, he is painfully, privately, licking his wounds.

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    Valentino has had enough of Vox; putting his own ego above his team, elevating himself, planning to leave him and Velvette, and NOW not caring if he blew them all up, JUST to kill Alastor? Enraged, Valentino rips Vox’s head off his shoulders, and drops his stupid flat face on the ground. It’s over.
    After Vox’s Doomsday device is destroyed, Valentino and Velvette leave Vox’s head on the ground, dragging his severed body away; they don’t want him putting himself back together just yet. Now Alastor gets to keep a mostly immobile Vox head prisoner. How entertaining.

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    Hell is in search of a new ruler. After the sin of Pride had his public image ruined by the overlord of media in their latest confrontation, one burning question remains: who will be the new king — or queen — of the entire Abyss?

    While the world seems to be crumbling outside, Alastor, the Radio Demon, is the most likely name to take up the mantle of Lord of Darkness. However, he never expected to be handed the title he always coveted on a silver platter. Infuriated by Lucifer Morningstar's inability to take control of the situation, Alastor decides to force him to recover from his depression, so that he may earn the throne rightfully.

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    Alastor is a dapper young lad who was born into a poor family. His mother cleans the mansion of a wealthy family, which houses a young girl named Madison.
    Alastor and Madison fall in love and decide to start a life together, children even!
    But life turns out a lot harder than they expected, especially when your husband dies before your child is ever even born.

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    Charlie finds a package delivered to the hotel or what turns out to be an unsealed cardboard box and a little sinner stuck inside.

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    In life, Alastor took a wife—not for love, but for convenience. Sweet, trusting Alice adored him despite the blood on his hands, convinced that beneath his wicked grin lay a man worth saving. But before she could prove it, death tore him from her, leaving only shattered dreams and unanswered prayers. Now, in the depths of Hell, Alice is no longer the hopeful girl who once loved a monster—Hell has burned that part of her away. She wants nothing to do with the husband who never truly wanted her. Yet when fate—or some cruel joke—pulls them both to Charlie’s Hazbin Hotel, Alastor finds himself facing something he never expected: regret. For the first time, he wonders if he had feelings for her after all. But Alice is not the same woman, and she no longer believes in redemption—especially not for him. If Alastor truly wants her back, he’ll have to do what he never did in life: prove he’s capable of love before it’s too late.

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    In the aftermath of the battle with Vox, Lucifer is trying to recover from everything that had happened. When Alastor catches him alone, the two of them strike a deal that will end up giving them both more than what they bargained for.

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    When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.

    Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.

    Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic

    Or;

    I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.

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    Vincent Whittman is down on his luck. He's a no name criminal, barely pulling off heists with partners Val and Velvette, while also accidentally causing power outages to half the city. He can't control his power, he can't pull off a heist, and he can't quite name his relationship with Val yet...but everything is going to change. There's a heist to end all heists and Vincent is hellbent on pulling it off. It's simple; steal the Jewel of Arias from the mayor's City Hall party before anyone notices, use it to amplify his powers, scare all the heroes away, become a god. Because that's all Vincent's wanted.

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    God complex

    [god kom-pleks]
    / ˈgɒd ˌkɒm plɛks /

    a conviction that one is infallible, merits special attention and privileges not enjoyed by other people, and can achieve anything one wants: a nonclinical name for narcissistic personality disorder.

    [or; Vox suffers the consequences of his actions, but Alastor wants to decide when Vox's lesson on self-importance is finally learned. Resulting in Vox selling his soul to Alastor, and Alastor having the merry time of his life, until he realises his own feelings are much more complicated than he had initially thought.]

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    After his defeat, Vox knew his body would regenerate - but not like this.

    Now stuck powerless and in his most despised human form, he must navigate attempting to reacquire his old body while also figuring out how to protect himself - a practically impossible feat as a human in hell. Especially when everyone seems to want a piece of him.

    With his faith in his old partners at an all time low, Vox is forced to turn to the one person he never thought he'd have to rely on.

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    Just a bunch of random oneshots of my favorite lovebirds ♡

    (Updates depend on how busy I am and motivation hehhe)

    ⚠️will contain angst, and SLIGHT smut⚠️

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    Lucifer never fell. He remains Heaven’s light-bringer, the favorite child, the one who never turned away. But he thinks often of Lilith. Of her laughter, her defiance, her exile. Once, he almost followed her. Once, he almost let himself break.

    Lonely with that almost, he dares a forbidden summoning. He wants to see her again. He needs to know what became of her.

    But what answers isn’t Lilith. It’s Alastor: a grinning, sharp-toothed radio demon with a voice that hums like static, a predator with a taste for flesh and theater alike.

    Lucifer expected memory. Instead, he finds temptation dressed in red, with a grin too wide and a hunger he can’t ignore.

    And Heaven’s favorite begins to wonder if perhaps it’s not Lilith he was always meant to follow into the dark.

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    “I must say that, at the very least, the content was mildly entertaining. For all my good listeners, our friend “Vox” here wishes to one day be a big name in the “idiot box” industry. Haha! What a joke!”

    He actually used that slang for TV. Vincent's face flushed hot.

    “Now, you know my thoughts on the television. To think one of my fans– ”

    I’m not your fan, I fucking insulted you in the letter! Vincent silently raged, gripping his rye glass so tightly he feared the glass would shatter in his hand.

    “– would chase after such a boring and ridiculous dream crushes my heart! And being so sloppy in your execution is... well, it’s shameful! Where is the sophistication?! The cunning?” The commentator broke down into a series of sharp, rattling cackles, each laugh louder, more dismissive, than the last. “Probably shouldn’t brag then, eh?”

     

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    Or, a universe where Alastor and Vox are both alive in the fifties, they hate eachother, and they bring chaos.

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    For who is like God? Certainly not Mia, that's for sure. Her life was going really well! One small step away from her degree, living with her best friend, and about to snag one hot piece as a boyfriend. All of that ended when a satyr demon broke into her apartment.

    The illusion of a happy life is shattered and Mia is thrown into an eons long conflict. Now she has to live in Hell for protection and cope with everything else to boot! On top of that, the Radio Demon starts screwing with her head, woefully ignorant to the life they built. Alastor enjoys the distraction even as it starts to threaten his demonic sensibilities. And his promotion.

    All the while: Ancient demons plot a war. The Radio Demon gets less bored. Charlie becomes acquainted with human musicals. Follow the archangel Michael, clueless about her past, not exactly single, absolutely powerless, painfully mortal, overly reckless, and feeling incompetent.

    Welcome to a slow burning fiction where I have crafted an overly complicated origin story for everything, I break typical Christian lore, and attempt to write for more characters than I should. Please enjoy and feel free to rip me a new one. I'm into that.

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    Between Vox and Alastor, the game of power, desire, and violence dangerously blurs the boundaries.

    In a room saturated with waves and darkness, two overlords clash as much as they are drawn to each other, unable to cut the signal.

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    Murder on the Midnight Line is a Hazbin Hotel human detective AU that centers around a team of private investigators solving homicides and missing persons cases in New Orleans, Louisiana. The story is driven by Charlie Morningstar, a young detective with a deep desire to make the world a better place. With the financial backing of her wealthy father, Lucifer, Charlie successfully created a specialized investigative team, which she leads with great passion.

    One of the core members of this team is Alastor, a brilliant and methodical detective—though he secretly harbors darker tendencies as an opportunistic serial killer. Alastor uses his position not only as a cover for his grim pastime but also as a way to eliminate those who pose a threat to his plans.

    The story delves into the team's complex dynamics, uncovering twisted plots, hidden motives, and the fine line between justice and personal vendettas.

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    Set six months after the battle at the hotel, someone finally notices Alastor is hurt. Tensions remain high for now, but through a mutual agreement Lucifer and Alastor find that they have more in common than they would have ever thought. This growing bond is tested as both try to work through their own issues and outside threats continue to put challenge after challenge at their doorstep.

    Ongoing story : Characters, rating, and tags subject to change as the story progresses

    Update Schedule : I will be trying to keep a weekly/biweekly schedule. Possible delays might be caused by a second story I'm working on, and potential for increased work load but I will try to warn if there will be longer waits.

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    After killing her abusive mother in a fit of rage, Ruby finds herself in Hell. She is taken in by Rosie, the matriarch of Cannibal Town, and sent off to the Hazbin Hotel under the watch of Alastor, a powerful overlord known for his radio show that broadcasts the screams of those he torments.

    Ruby is slow to grow accustomed to her afterlife, still carrying the baggage of her life on Earth, struggling to come to terms with her more violent nature that she explores under Alastor's guidance. Unbeknown to her, Rosie chose her for a reason, pushing Alastor towards Ruby at every chance she gets.

    Ruby finds herself growing fond of Alastor and wanting to stay in Hell though it means never seeing any of the people she cares about from her life on Earth again. Though it's hard to admit, he enjoys her presence at the hotel, finding himself looking forward to the time he spends pushing her toward the violence in her spirit that she fights so hard against. But how can one so used to being alone accept the change Rosie suggests?

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    "I don't know why yet, but I know Violet is supposed to be here. With me."

    A new soul enters Hell. Happens all the time right? Well, not this soul. Violet (You, this is explained in the first chapter), is an eager soul who is ready to get her life started in Hell. Luckily -or perhaps, unluckily- within the first 10 minutes she meets the Overlord of media himself. Not only that, but she also meets the Radio Demon a few days after. Could things get any worse? Or could this be a good thing? And why are they both so hot?
    Begins between S1 E1 and S1 E2.
    Although this came out after Season 2, I started making it before, so not all events in S2 are cannon in this universe.

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