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In the Crease by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado), StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Dec 2025
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When Stede suggests that he and Ed start watching one of the most-talked-about new shows of the year together, it’ll all be fine, right? There’s just a few problems:
- Ed’s in love with Stede;
- Stede doesn’t know;
- The show is Heated Rivalry. A very, very sexy show. Yeah. It’ll all be perfectly fine.
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South Jersey realtor Stede Bonnet goes to a NYC play and becomes smitten with actor Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. After sending him a fan letter, the two connect and become enamored with each other although both have issues to overcome.
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Podfic of "No Reservations" by PolitestMenace(GayPirateAficinado) by Judysoranges
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Dec 2025
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A rather significant holiday is approaching for the holiday market, formerly fake dating boys. Will they manage to make the most of it?
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- Part 8 of A Festive Fuckery, the Series
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- English
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- 8
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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“Even if you are not feeling like going out of the room today, you have an event to attend,” Lucius handed the paper to Stede. “Teach’s medal, remember?”
The King almost choked on his tea. He had completely forgotten. The morning after their passionate sexual encounter, he had asked Lucius to organise a ceremony to award Edward a medal. The excuse he had given was Edward’s decades of service to the kingdom and the high regard in which his father held him.
“Is it today?!” Stede clutched the paper. “Fuck, why did I even ask for this…?” he mumbled.
“Huh?” Lucius raised one eyebrow. “Do you want me to cancel it?”
“No!” Stede rushed. “No, please. I-It’s fine. I’ll just get through it, put on my best act, and come straight back to my room.”
“I know you’re always a bit nervous around Edward, but trust me, he is very nice.”
Stede laughed nervously. Sure, Edward was nice. And hot, and a great lover, and sexy, and…Series
- Part 2 of The King and the Knight
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Stede is launching a new ethical porn website when his boyfriend and partner drops out. Enter Ed Teach, the most attractive person he's ever seen, offering to step in as his partner. How can he avoid wanting something more than just a screen sex partner?
Ed Teach thinks it's a great idea at first to offer to do porn with the hottest guy he's ever seen. They quickly fall into a friends with benefits sort of arrangement, but Ed realizes to his dismay that his feelings for Stede are growing. It’s too weird to ask him out now, though, right?
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A pining while fucking AU using some of the OFMD Kinktober prompts
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A short entry for OFMD Fluffvember Week 2: College/University. Stede, an English professor, meets Ed, the new Art History prof, at the all-hands meeting to kick off the academic year at their small college. Mostly a way to say a few things about the Humanities in Higher Ed while giving these guys a meet-cute!
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I Want to Know What Love Is by BookknobsandBroomsticks
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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Stede’s been bringing his queer book club to Ed’s bar for a couple of months now, and Ed’s been nursing a bit of a crush (okay a lot of a crush) basically since the moment he walked in. He doesn’t intend to act on it, doesn’t really think Stede would be interested in him anyway, but then he overhears them talking about their most recent book - a smutty romance that Lucius picked. Stede didn’t enjoy it, doesn’t think relationships like that exist in the real world. That all-consuming, ‘can’t keep your hands off each other’, desperate wanting. And, well, he can’t have that. Stede might just be the guy of his dreams, so if nothing else Ed knows he can show Stede what it feels like to be wanted.
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Podfic of "Through the Looking Glass" by blooming_aloe, meg_ofmd by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter, Permanent_Ink
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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It’s 1995, and Stede Bonnet asked Ed Teach to prom on a free fall ride. But the end of Stede’s senior year brings so much more than either could ever have imagined.
With art by mermaidinn.
Smut is at the end of the story and will be tagged and skippable.
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- Part 2 of This Is How We Do It
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Professor Stede Bonnet has another idea for a fake date with Professor Ed Teach. But will one of them finally speak up about how he’s really feeling?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 5 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Ed is a dragon who has been terrorizing a suburban neighborhood for decades; Stede is the local outreach for wildlife rescue.
We will earn that E rating.
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“You will be sacrificed to the sea dragon the night of the next full moon,” his father tells him, in the same matter-of-fact tone he used when informing Stede of his engagement.
Stede stares at him, blood draining away from his face. “What?” he manages. Sacrificed? In two days? He looks at Lord Hornigold, who nods in agreement, and Nigel and Chauncey, who look very pleased. “You mean I’ll… I’ll die?”
“To keep our people safe,” his father says.
“Ned has to be placated and it’s only the blood of a royal virgin that appeases him,” Lord Hornigold explains.
Prince Stede Bonnet is seconds away from being sacrificed to a sea dragon when a sea monster named Ed rescues him instead.
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When Ed Teach's ship is rendered flightless in the float because of an errant asteroid belt, he wants to be grateful of Stede Bonnet's timely rescue. Except Stede is a bitch, and Ed hates him.
...Which makes it complicated when aliens seem keen on making them fuck for their entertainment.
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- Part 10 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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Edward Teach is a historical consultant rapidly reaching burnout, lamenting that he can't help every property that comes to him in need of money.
A passion restoration project for Stede Bonnet at Jenkins Manor, a home he found solace in as a child might just be what Ed needs to restore himself
Cue a rash decision from Ed, an ex-boyfriend who offers to 'help' and a portrait of naked man and his seagulls found in the attic, there is all sorts happening at Jenkins Manor.
A OFMD Pride Fundraiser commission fic
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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Podfic of "something so beautiful" by watchtheflow by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Doctor Who
11 Aug 2025
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Ed Teach, the man currently playing The Doctor, meets Stede Bonnet, the new actor to play the Master...
... and you expected Ed to NOT immediately fall in love with him? Shame on you.
- Language:
- English
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- 5
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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you are a call to motion by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for AwkwardAngel7
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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When Stede Bonnet delivers a misplaced package to his neighbor, little does he expect that the man was previously Blackbeard, the porn star who was his gay awakening--the literal man of his dreams. As he gets to know Ed, Stede falls for him, but surely Ed would never be interested in him?
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Ed Teach is annoyed when his hot neighbor recognizes him as Blackbeard and appears to find his physique wanting compared to what it used to look like. As Ed gets to know the man better, though, he falls hard. Will the ghost of Blackbeard stand in the way of Ed's happiness?
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Ed Teach, the man currently playing The Doctor, meets Stede Bonnet, the new actor to play the Master...
... and you expected Ed to NOT immediately fall in love with him? Shame on you.
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- Part 7 of LJ's Our Flag Means Who fics 2025
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Thrown for a Loop by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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Fake dating has seemed to be going well for one Professor Stede Bonnet. But will Ed want to keep seeing him?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 3 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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navigation is easy, if you know where you're going by bombuslucorum
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet is finally free from his parents, ready to have the adventure of a lifetime. He's just enrolled in Queen Anne's university and is learning how to navigate the type of life he wants.
Falling for the lead singer of a queer, punk rock band wasn't on the top of his agenda but he's not complaining. Not one bit.A queer love story between two trans guys who happen to be in the right place at the right time. There's found family and bumps along the way but one thing is for certain: being free to finally be yourself is the biggest blessing a person can wish for.