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    You're a hungry young girl who's down on her luck. Eddie is a business man who's looking for a leg up. Volt's trying to find his way through a new country. Paths cross. Desire dances with destiny and dread. Blood, sex, & money. It's your story to tell, but he's the vampire with an interview.

    or, a AU fic inspired by AMC's Interview with the Vampire where the Vampire Eddison "Eddie" Watts recounts his - and your, by proxy - tumultuous relationship with the Vampire Volt de Lioncourt through a series of interviews with the famed reporter and novelist, Dolly Molloy.

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    In 48 hours, hot new TTRPG Bladelung will kick off with the sexiest launch party Brazil has ever seen.

    Which is unfortunate, because a freak radio storm has paused travel over Nevada airspace. Stuck in Sin City Parker, Chance, and Wren could sit in the airport and wait for the all-clear on air traffic... but there's so many dang games in those casinos... and they're stuck here for at LEAST 24 hours so... what the hell, right?

    After all, everybody ever gets lucky in Vegas!

     

    (Updates every Wednesday! Follow me on Tumblr @WAMF_Unofficial!)

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    𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔! 𝐻𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟 & 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝐼 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟.

    𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝑶𝑪 𝒙 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏

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    Dorian believes he won’t be able to love again—not after what Keith did to him. All he has left is friendship, and that’s more than enough. Dorian swears he will never open the doors to his heart again—that is, until you come along.

    It’s only a matter of time before his conflicting feelings begin to tear him apart.

    He’s just about had it, finally ready to confess. But he’s too late…

    You fall for another—two, in fact.

    And as your smile drifts toward the electrical closet, Dorian’s heart shatters for the second time.

    Until fate, in its strange mercy, rewinds the clock…

    …and gives him one last chance to win you before he loses you again.

    (Story will expand to Post-Realization Era eventually)

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    “Why weren’t you in bed, spark?”

    “I didn’t want to wake you up. You looked like you needed the rest.” 

    “Nonsense.” Volt tilts his head and grins. “I can think of no less than a dozen ways that I would have loved for you to have woken me up this morning.”

    Eddie’s brows raise high on his forehead. “I’ll… keep that in mind.” His fingers fidget where he still has them wrapped in Volt’s clothes. After thinking it over for a minute, he pulls his hands back to his own chest. “I was also keeping in mind… the bet.”

    “The bet? …You were serious?”

    “Weren’t you?” Eddie asks.

    A nervous look passes over Volt’s face. He takes another step back and pushes both of his hands up and through his electric hair. He sighs. “Why don’t we fix the power and then talk about it?”

    ___

    Or, the morning after the events of Shocking Garters, Eddie brings up how Volt said he didn't think Eddie could keep his hands off of Volt for a week. Only time will tell if they can make it through, or if they deeply regret their decision.

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    DISCLAIMER: I would highly recommend reading the previous two works before you read this fic, as there are a few references included.

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    You notice an object on your dresser beneath the mirror: a lone jewelry box, gifted to you years before by your grandmother. Half of the time, you hardly remembered it was there. You open the lid, coughing slightly at the cloud of dust that rises. Inside are old necklaces and bracelets, guarded over by a miniature ceramic ballerina performing a pique.

    Well, now you are curious. A few months ago, you likely would’ve stopped your admiration there and carried on with your day. Presently, however, things were different. You take a step back and aim your Dateviators.

    TL;DR This is the love ending playthrough for my jewelry box Date Everything OC. Buckle up, things are about to get wild.

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    Yes, I do take suggestions. Each person who gives me a suggestion will receive credit for coining in! Note that credit is given to names with creativity, meaning melding/portmanteau names aren't considered "creative" (because anyone can come up with that) submissions like "Airconditional Love" or (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻.

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    While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.

    After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.

    It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…

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    Six years ago, you and Eddison Watts mutually broke off your long-term relationship.

    Six minutes ago, Eddison Watts walked into the party with someone who wasn’t you on his arm.

    You’re ready to turn and run. They’ve got other tricks up their sleeves.

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    "It had been weeks since they had spoken about anything other than work and though he wouldn’t show it, it was killing him. He felt almost as bad as just before Volt existed and this time the pain, like that that had driven them into two separate bodies, wasn’t going to get any better. He took a deep breath to steel himself, opened the door, and stepped into the club."

    A rewrite of Eddie and Volt's route from Eddie's POV. Spoilers, obviously.

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    Pretty much what it says! Shameless smut between these delightful characters and the player/reader/whoever I damn well please. (I take requests, send them in.)

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    Each chapter is a one-off sex scene between the reader and one of the Date Everything objects. Choose your dialogue to determine how the scene progresses!

    Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
    Chapter 2: Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock
    Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
    Chapter 4: The Hanks
    Chapter 5: Wallace
    Chapter 6: Tyrell
    Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
    Chapter 8: Henry Hoove
    Chapter 9: Tony
    Chapter 10: Telly
    Chapter 11: Timmy
    Chapter 12: Abel

    Likely future chapters for at least Lyric and Hector.

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    Your face begins to heat up in embarrassment as you imagine Hector watching you as you touch yourself. And then, your cunt begins to heat up in excitement as you imagine Hector watching you as you touch yourself. You couldn’t help but smirk at the idea of Hector in the vent, his hand pumping his dick, trying to match your speed. His other hand over his mouth, trying to hide his desperate whimpers and moans so he doesn’t get caught. You wonder if he edged himself, hoping to cum at the same time as you did.

    Good lord, you were soaked. And it hasn’t been 3 minutes. You never took yourself for an exhibitionist, but the idea of being watched was quite arousing. You wanted to explore this new discovery of yours.

    You smile, a plan already hatched in your mind.

    ~~~

    You, Betty, and Ben-hwa get it on while Hector watches from the vent

    Reader is Gender non-specific AFAB

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    Honestly, you should have known something like this was going to happen. The universe seemed to pendulum swing between smiling upon you and being your absolute reckoning.

    AKA

    You were a baby witch just starting to learn your craft when the Dateviators crashed through your window, so - of course - having your own brand of magic combine with 'magic furniture fuck glasses' was bound to cause problems. A simmer pot you were making spilled all over your clothes, leading to Dirk turning into a human for a day. What could possibly go wrong?

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    At the end of Eddie and Volt’s route, you force yourself to pick the friendship option. It's for the best. But they see through your reluctance and eventually you open up. What happens afterwards feels like both a nightmare and a dream come true, as you need to face your fears for the men you love.

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    Mild angst, smut starting in chapter 2, fluff interspersed. Intended to be episodic with a couple throughlines.

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    You're a newly folded paper airplane that gets caught up in Hector's grate. He's a little surprised with the sudden encounter but does his best to help, and you seem very trusting and sweet... Though he insists you're impressive (and pretty), you're rather clumsy, and keep getting stuck with him. A friendship blooms, and you're the first to show him love, and that his efforts are highly appreciated even by other objects.

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    Amir comforts dirk after his break up with harper, dirk realizes he might have a crush on amir.

    also in this context amir has a crush on dirk but wants to respect dirk, cause yknow, amir is best boy and respectful as hell

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    Every chapter is a grab bag of chaos and feelings. Love might show up. A breakup might wander in. Someone might adopt a cat. Truly, anything can happen. Come see what unfolds. Have a request? Amazing, send it in.

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    “Listen, there’s nothing… “wrong”, per-say.” Skylar rocked back and forth on her heels. "It’s just that I have a small feeling, let's say a teensie weensie lil feeling, a little twisting and twirling in my tum tum, juuuuuust a hunch..."

    Guy pinched the bridge of their nose. "Sky, do I need to text Franklin or not, you're acting weird-"

    "You have a crush on Scandalabra!" She blurted out in one quick breath. 

    The sheer whiplash made Guy feel as though they had been slapped in the face. Their cheeks flushed from the sudden accusation, and silence filled the air, almost suffocatingly so. Like Airyn herself had choked them out. And within that silence, they could've sworn there was a whisper. A taunt. A smug, mischievous little snicker, like it was mocking them.

    Uh oh!

    -

    Guy Heartley has a thing for Scandalabra. Scandalabra is under the suspicion that Guy has a thing for the entire house. The entire house, intentionally or not, gets them together.

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    4/?
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    kicking off this headcanon list with Betty

    honestly I was listening to asmr through the latter half of this, so I was sleepy while writing, but honestly I think that's how Betty would have wanted it lol

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