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Ralsei added Susie, Kris, and 14 others.
3:12 PM
Ralsei: Hello everybody!
Ralsei: I realized we didn’t have a group chat, so I made one :)
Ralsei renamed the chat to “Castle Town”
Susie is online
Susie: damn ur righr i didnt realize that eiyher
Lancer is online
Lancer: what is this!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Susie: LANCER
Lancer: HI SUSIE!!!!!!!
Kris is online
Kris: Hi
Ralsei: Hello, Kris!
Susie: hey kris
Kris: Bye
Kris is offline
Ralsei: Oh
Ralsei: Do they… um.
Ralsei: Do that often?
Susie: yea dw about it
Ralsei: I see…?
Lancer changed their name to “Cool guy!!”
Lancer changed Susie’s name to “Cool girl!!”
Cool girl!!: WE CAN CHANGE OUR BAMES????
Ralsei: Please don’t change your names—it’ll get too confusing to distinguish who is who.
Ralsei changed Cool girl!!’s name to “Susie”
Ralsei changed Cool guy!!’s name to “Lancer”
Susie: man
Susie changed Ralsei’s name to “boring ass giy”
Susie changed boring ass giy’s name to “boring ass guy”
Susie: hell yeah
Lancer: that’s so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boring ass guy: What did I just say, Susie?
boring ass guy changed their name to Ralsei
Ralsei: Please refrain from changing names.
Rouxls is online
Rouxls: What is this
Rouxls: er.
Rouxls: I see-eth I haveth been addedst to a Groupe Chat!
Lancer: lesser dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rouxls: Hello, Lancer.
Ralsei: Do you see how Rouxls wouldn’t know it was you if you had changed your name, Lancer?
Rouxls: I Personallye think I wouldst Deciphere it, but go on.
Lancer: yeah i’m kinda the only person that calls him that………….
Lancer changed Rouxls’s name to “Lesser Dad”
Lesser Dad: Wonderful.
Ralsei: I.
Ralsei: Sigh.
Ralsei: I realize I’ll be unable to stop you from changing names…
Susie: HELL YEAG
Ralsei: Just, please refrain from writing anything crude in anybody’s name.
Lancer: i don’t know what that word means!!!!!!!!
Lesser Dad: It meanseth no Swearinge.
Susie: damn
King is online
King: Why am I here.
Lesser Dad: Oh
Lesser Dad kicked King
Susie: THATS SIVK DUDE
Ralsei: ???
Ralsei: You can’t just kick people!
Lesser Dad: I dislike him.
Susie: anf whyd we let him kep his phone hes literallt in a jail cell
Kris is online
Kris: What is happening
Susie: rouxls jst kickef king out
Kris: Nice
Ralsei added King
Lesser Dad: Damn
King: What the hell was that for?
Lancer: hi dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King: Whatever. Kick me out if you’d like. I have no reason to be in this stupid chat.
Lesser Dad: Gladlye!
Lesser Dad kicked King
Kris: Fun
Susie: lowkey im startimg to like u rouxls
Lesser Dad: Thee did not liketh me as of Prior Eventst?
Lesser Dad: : (
Lancer: it’s ok lesser dad i will always like you!!!!!!!!!!
Lesser Dad: Thanke you, Lancer.
Susie: i mean.
Susie: ur kinda anoying
Susie: so. nah i didnt
Kris: I like you
Kris: Rouxls
Lesser Dad: …Thanks?
Kris: Why are you confused
Lesser Dad: …Nevermind.
Ralsei: Something just came up—I’m sorry, I have to go offline.
Ralsei: Bye!
Kris: Bye
Ralsei is offline
Susie: heh
Susie: we can remame ppl nwo
Lancer: i forgot about that!!!!!
Lesser Dad: Oh dear
Lesser Dad: I do Not wishst to be a parte of This.
Lesser Dad is offline
Lancer: aw man :(
Kris: I will go
Kris: As well
Susie: see ya
Kris is offline
Susie changed Ralsei’s name to “nerd”
Susie changed their name to “violent ax susie”
Susie changed Lancer’s name to “dark jack lancer”
violent ax susie: we r so cool
dark jack lancer: we are!!!!!
violent ax susie is offline
dark jack lancer is offline
Notes:
what the hell am i writing
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1:43 AM
Seam is online
Seam: Hm…
Seam: Interesting group chat.
Jevil is online
Jevil: HELLO!!!
Seam: Ah.
Seam: They let you in?
Seam: Interesting…
Lesser Dad is online
Lesser Dad: It is almost Two in the Morningst.
Lesser Dad: Go to Sleepe.
Seam: Hm.
Seam: Maybe.
Lesser Dad is offline
Seam is offline
Jevil: You guys are boring, BORING!!!
Jevil is offline
Notes:
this is ass bro idk what im doing i didn’t know how to add seam or jevil in the last chapter 🥀
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9:12 AM
Queen is online
Queen: What
Queen: I Missed This Yesterday LMAO (I Was Busy)
dark jack lancer is online
dark jack lancer: girldad!!!!!!!!!
Queen: Oh
Queen: Hi Lancer
Queen: Who Else Is In Here
dark jack lancer: uhhh
dark jack lancer: like susie and blue person and glasses guy and lesser dad and stuff
Queen: That’s Fun
Queen: Is King In Here
Queen: I Want To Bully Him (Mean)
dark jack lancer: not anymore
dark jack lancer: lesser dad kicked him out
Queen: I Want To Add Him
dark jack lancer: quick before lesser dad checks his phone!!!!!!!!
Queen added King
King: Why am I back here.
Queen: LMAO Weird Guy Kicked You Out
Queen: Loser
King: Of course it was YOU who added me back.
Queen: You’re Mean
King: Ugh.
King: How do I leave.
Queen: It’s Ok I’ll: Kick You (Bye)
Queen kicked King
Queen: LMAO
dark jack lancer is offline
Queen: Aw Man
Spamton is online
Spamton: !!?!!?!?!?!?!
Queen: Oh (Redacted) You’re Here???
Spamton: APPARNETLY!!!
Queen: That’s Crazy
Queen: Anyways
Queen went offline
Spamton: WHAT THE !&?$
violent ax susie is online
violent ax susie: oh shit i didnr check the list of whos in here
violent ax susie: hey soamton
Spamton: HI
Spamton is offline
violent ax susie: ????
violent ax susie: wgat ok
violent ax susie is offline
10:32 AM
Lesser Dad is online
Lesser Dad: Queen did What.
Lesser Dad is offline
Notes:
im def writing queen wrong but she’s so fun to write
ignore how obvious it is that I can’t write lancer btw. and spamton to an extent
Lulu_chaos_incarnation on Chapter 3 Thu 11 Dec 2025 06:24AM UTC
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